Li Zhang

coolest asian in the universe

This xanga is dead.

My newer Xanga can be found at...

http://www.xanga.com/flashmx

100% New!

You can’t get this stuff in stores, order today!

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Updates/Info:
The banner is new. Now there are three different songs to listen to. Song 1 and 2 are cool, but if you don't like them, you probably don't like any music, so I just made song #3 perfect for you.

The current color scheme of this xanga is blue.

New updating method: As I continue to think of new tidbits of stuff, I will just create new entries for each of them. This (1) Shortens page length, speeding up your browsers, (2) makes time for more frequent updates, and (3) This is my Xanga, you can’t tell me what I can and cannot do.

Efficiency Rating: 2/10

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Well, the crazy lately has been Numa Numa. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard it, because that would be total BS.

It’s basically the same thing over and over, with tons of spin-offs by untalented flash artists.

Well, it all began with one fat guy abusing his webcam... He danced around to a popular foreign song... 'numa numa' (if you haven't already figured that out by now, go kill yourself).

It began very simple, just a short movie with terrible lip-synching...

But after short periods of time, more and more people thought this type of stupid humor was indeed really funny... Kind of like All Your Base... minus the base.. and most of the all and your... with two numa's.

So, one guy decided to attempt to be funny and try to get his picture spread around the world... Didn't make it past the newgrounds portal. Pathetic failure if you ask me.

Ten days later, a ten year old asian kid attempts the same thing. Two words. Miserable failure. And no, this time I'm not talking about George W. Bush. I'm talking about the stupid asian kid.

Another few days go by, web forums are spammed by 'OMG LOOLOOLOLOLOL CHECK OUT T3H NUMA NUMAZ0R D00D OR ELS I'LL KILL ALL UR BAS!!!'...

And then, a few stupid minds start making cartoon versions of this (all images I use in this are indeed part of some sort of Numa Numa flash).

Numa Numa takes the world by storm, after the first month, it becomes the Tenth most searched string of words on Google.com. Numa Numa is unstoppable. I try to ban every single Newb I see that posts a link to it, but the answers never lie. Google has been destroyed.

I thought that was the end of Numa Numa, until I recently rolled across an interesting link. It took me to a... school of sorts. No, not your ordinary school. A school where people who worship this guy try and pathetically fail in his footsteps.

(if you can't tell, thats the guy in the projection)

So Numa Numa has taken over Newgrounds and the world. Somebody stop it!!!

Yeah, why don't you just take this Numa Numa crap and shove it up your ass.

I've heard many questions about... "who started this entire jig?"

I simply did a web search, and...

Name: Gary Brolsma

Just how big is this fad according to your awesome MasterMind?

Bigger than Star Wars Kid.

There you have it. [End Transmission]

Pi Day is coming up soon.... REVIVAL!!!

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This entry last edited by lxmastermindxl at 12:00 AM on 3/8/05.

Updates coming soon. Quit yer flappin.

Due to this being so extremely difficult, I have given up on trying to get a free iPod.

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News on my shitty life:
Well, the computer is fixed, but don't expect updates every day. These entries take FOREVER to write and to come up with random information for each and every one. I plan to make a little less than one entry per week. That way, I don't get exhausted of ideas and use up all of my funny lines, when all of you are still visiting hoping that I have updated. It's kinda like Maddox, minus the pirate joke every four lines. What's that? Pirate burn? I rock.

Yes, If you haven't realized already, I have the best Xanga in the universe. I mean, it's not like I try... These other people just have very lame Xangas. All of the Xangas better than mine on the toplist site are either providing music, layouts, buttons, or other services for you to leech from. Traffic whores, as I call them.
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Recent Updates:
I decided to work on the flash banner a little, so the really gay Zelda song is gone, but now an even better Zelda song is being used. I also added IP Detection to the banner, so I know exactly who comes to my Xanga. If you want to know if it really works, leave a simple comment, and I'll edit this entry with your IP. Neato, eh? Besides the nifty flash banner, nothing else has been going on.
I'm still looking for a flash host that can host things around 5 MB so I can actually add good music to my Xanga. If you know of one, let me know.
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Stupid People-
It's really funny how some people like to take pictures of themselves to put on their Xanga. About 4 months ago, the 'fad' used to be (mainly girls, of course) people taking pictures of themselves in the mirror. But nowadays, its just people (mainly girls, again) holding the camera out at arms length and taking a picture. Not only do these pictures come out fuzzy, but they suck. Just get your parents to take five seconds out of their life to take a fucking picture for you.
Stop trying to look cute by taking your own picture and making it look like you don't really care- we know that you probably took 40 before you picked one that you liked. Besides, you're not cute at all.
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Something to do?
A new game has been sweeping through the US, putting everyone into a Maple craze. It's called Maple Story, and its basically a side-scrolling RPG... You create a character, and you go off fighting monsters very repetitively until you reach level 8 or 10, when you can become a mage, a warrior, a thief, or an archer. It gets very boring when it comes to gameplay, but its a change from everyone's Diablo and World of Warcraft. I currently have a level 10 and 16 warrior and a level 15 mage.
Price: Absolutely nothing
Location: www.mapleglobal.com
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Hilarious Websites:
Insult-o-matic - Just a bunch of funny things for you to do. Try their communism-izer, where you can turn ANY page into what it would look like if it were run by communists! Try putting my Xanga URL in there--- better yet, type in neopets.com in the box!
I-love-egg - Click on 'egg song' on the top right. It takes a while to load, and its not worth the wait.
Matrix Ping-Pong - You have to see this, even though I'm pretty sure many of you have.
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Stupid Stuff:
The Llama Song - Just watch it... I watched it twice, and it's still going in the background. This song is hilarious.
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Movies:
All of the horror movies lately really suck. White Noise, Gothika, The Ring, The Grudge... all of them were terrible movies. My question to the directors is this: What the hell were you smoking when you thought of those movies? Of course some of those may actually be interesting things to base a horror movie about (like white noise), but you don't just put an hour and a half of some man running around paranoid, with a few scenes where things are supposed to jump out, but noone gives a shit because the only kind of person that could probably scare is a four-year old mentally retarded child. I would rather regurgitate my stomach than sit through one of those movies. Wait- Nevermind. I already sat through all of those movies, complaining about how much they suck.
Music-
Well, it's interesting to know that at least one entertainment industry other than video games is doing well. Enough said.
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This entry last edited by lxmastermindxl at 7:46 PM on 1/24/2005.

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News on my shitty life:
My computer is still down, which means that I can't get anything accomplished. Everything nowadays requires a pentium four processer... 'Designed for Microsoft Windows 95' it says. Just to take up more memory, I installed windows 2000 server professional.

Aside from that, New Years was very interesting, and the very thick fog that came in around 12:30 was very nice, since we got bored and started fusing several fireworks together and blowing up various things. Our final firework was around 1:47 (according to my watch that can't tell time), and we stuck two bottle rockets together and tied four one-time-use roman candles to them... pointing downwards. We fused it all so it only had one fuse, and then we shot it upwards. Too bad we're not rocket scientists, because it flew right over a car driving down some road and the roman candles started shooting down at it. The car just stopped, and we ran like hell... to my house... where I pwned them all at Halo 2.
We also had one slightly bigger explosion around 9:00, where we just took a very large amount of gunpowder and that stuff that makes explosions colorful and stuffed it all into a light bulb, used play-doh to seal the light bulb, and then exploded it. The shards were very pointy, and I found one stuck to a tree later (I was looking for a squirrel to shoot roman candles at).

***NEWER***
I found an auction for E3 Tickets on Ebay for $20. I'm sniping this.
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Working on getting a new computer. My maximum budget is $581.69... That will get me a computer with $53.89 tax, which makes it cost $634.00... my budget. Give me money.
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Recent Updates:
If you haven't yet noticed, there is a small line of italicized text that says when this entry was last updated. When you click on the link in there, it will take you to a funny website... I think.
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Voting:
Forget voting. It's become pointless since people only bother going to the top 3 sites... so even if I got 7 votes a day, i would still be at like... number 10, thus no hits for me.
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Gmail:
Okay, so I overcounted my G-mail invites in the last entry. I don't have 200, but I do have a very large amount to give out, and if I run out, I can simply create more. zelda.com@gmail.com
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Moments of Enlightenment:
I recently learned what MILF stands for. If you do not yet know, go watch a little bit of VH1, and you'll find out- the crap I learned it on has already aired TWICE today (same show-nothing has changed).
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Stupid Websites:
Dislikes - Someone ranting about things they dislike. Nothing too new or interesting. There is nothing else on that website, so don't bother editing the URL to try to get to dirty pictures.
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Quality you can trust:
The Blindfolded Pianist - Yes, this is the guy you saw on ebaum's about a year ago playing super mario. He has won several awards not only in video game music, but in his actual piano career. On his website are four movies of him playing various songs. Kudos to this guy.
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Bored?
Well, I'm completely against trusting a person like me, but if you're amazingly bored, read a stupid book or something. Don't have any good books? Every once in a while, I, the great MasterMind, will upload something to humor your stupid minds. Where I obtained these is none of your buisness.
Digital Fortress - by Dan Brown
>>>   Read HTML version here   <<<
(All of the random numbers in the URL is to prevent people from stealing my little amount of bandwith and stuff.)
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That is all. Updates later.

Last edited by lxmastermindxl at 8:00PM on 1/03/05.