| | Updates coming soon. Quit yer flappin.
Due to this being so extremely difficult, I have given up on trying to get a free iPod.
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News on my shitty life:
Well, the computer is fixed, but don't expect updates every day. These entries take FOREVER to write and to come up with random information for each and every one. I plan to make a little less than one entry per week. That way, I don't get exhausted of ideas and use up all of my funny lines, when all of you are still visiting hoping that I have updated. It's kinda like Maddox, minus the pirate joke every four lines. What's that? Pirate burn? I rock.
Yes, If you haven't realized already, I have the best Xanga in the universe. I mean, it's not like I try... These other people just have very lame Xangas. All of the Xangas better than mine on the toplist site are either providing music, layouts, buttons, or other services for you to leech from. Traffic whores, as I call them.
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Recent Updates:
I decided to work on the flash banner a little, so the really gay Zelda song is gone, but now an even better Zelda song is being used. I also added IP Detection to the banner, so I know exactly who comes to my Xanga. If you want to know if it really works, leave a simple comment, and I'll edit this entry with your IP. Neato, eh? Besides the nifty flash banner, nothing else has been going on.
I'm still looking for a flash host that can host things around 5 MB so I can actually add good music to my Xanga. If you know of one, let me know.
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Stupid People-
It's really funny how some people like to take pictures of themselves to put on their Xanga. About 4 months ago, the 'fad' used to be (mainly girls, of course) people taking pictures of themselves in the mirror. But nowadays, its just people (mainly girls, again) holding the camera out at arms length and taking a picture. Not only do these pictures come out fuzzy, but they suck. Just get your parents to take five seconds out of their life to take a fucking picture for you.
Stop trying to look cute by taking your own picture and making it look like you don't really care- we know that you probably took 40 before you picked one that you liked. Besides, you're not cute at all.
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Something to do?
A new game has been sweeping through the US, putting everyone into a Maple craze. It's called Maple Story, and its basically a side-scrolling RPG... You create a character, and you go off fighting monsters very repetitively until you reach level 8 or 10, when you can become a mage, a warrior, a thief, or an archer. It gets very boring when it comes to gameplay, but its a change from everyone's Diablo and World of Warcraft. I currently have a level 10 and 16 warrior and a level 15 mage.
Price: Absolutely nothing
Location: www.mapleglobal.com
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Hilarious Websites:
Insult-o-matic - Just a bunch of funny things for you to do. Try their communism-izer, where you can turn ANY page into what it would look like if it were run by communists! Try putting my Xanga URL in there--- better yet, type in neopets.com in the box!
I-love-egg - Click on 'egg song' on the top right. It takes a while to load, and its not worth the wait.
Matrix Ping-Pong - You have to see this, even though I'm pretty sure many of you have.
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Stupid Stuff:
The Llama Song - Just watch it... I watched it twice, and it's still going in the background. This song is hilarious.
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Movies:
All of the horror movies lately really suck. White Noise, Gothika, The Ring, The Grudge... all of them were terrible movies. My question to the directors is this: What the hell were you smoking when you thought of those movies? Of course some of those may actually be interesting things to base a horror movie about (like white noise), but you don't just put an hour and a half of some man running around paranoid, with a few scenes where things are supposed to jump out, but noone gives a shit because the only kind of person that could probably scare is a four-year old mentally retarded child. I would rather regurgitate my stomach than sit through one of those movies. Wait- Nevermind. I already sat through all of those movies, complaining about how much they suck.
Music-
Well, it's interesting to know that at least one entertainment industry other than video games is doing well. Enough said.
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This entry last edited by lxmastermindxl at 7:46 PM on 1/24/2005. |
