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Well, the crazy lately has been Numa Numa. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard it, because that would be total BS.
It’s basically the same thing over and over, with tons of spin-offs by untalented flash artists.
Well, it all began with one fat guy abusing his webcam... He danced around to a popular foreign song... 'numa numa' (if you haven't already figured that out by now, go kill yourself).
It began very simple, just a short movie with terrible lip-synching...
But after short periods of time, more and more people thought this type of stupid humor was indeed really funny... Kind of like All Your Base... minus the base.. and most of the all and your... with two numa's.
So, one guy decided to attempt to be funny and try to get his picture spread around the world... Didn't make it past the newgrounds portal. Pathetic failure if you ask me.
Ten days later, a ten year old asian kid attempts the same thing. Two words. Miserable failure. And no, this time I'm not talking about George W. Bush. I'm talking about the stupid asian kid.
Another few days go by, web forums are spammed by 'OMG LOOLOOLOLOLOL CHECK OUT T3H NUMA NUMAZ0R D00D OR ELS I'LL KILL ALL UR BAS!!!'...
And then, a few stupid minds start making cartoon versions of this (all images I use in this are indeed part of some sort of Numa Numa flash).
 
Numa Numa takes the world by storm, after the first month, it becomes the Tenth most searched string of words on Google.com. Numa Numa is unstoppable. I try to ban every single Newb I see that posts a link to it, but the answers never lie. Google has been destroyed.
I thought that was the end of Numa Numa, until I recently rolled across an interesting link. It took me to a... school of sorts. No, not your ordinary school. A school where people who worship this guy try and pathetically fail in his footsteps.
(if you can't tell, thats the guy in the projection)
So Numa Numa has taken over Newgrounds and the world. Somebody stop it!!!
Yeah, why don't you just take this Numa Numa crap and shove it up your ass.
I've heard many questions about... "who started this entire jig?"
I simply did a web search, and...
Name: Gary Brolsma
Just how big is this fad according to your awesome MasterMind?
Bigger than Star Wars Kid.
There you have it. [End Transmission]
Pi Day is coming up soon.... REVIVAL!!!
This entry last edited by lxmastermindxl at 12:00 AM on 3/8/05.
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