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Monday, February 11, 2008

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:05:01 GMT

Li Zhang

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coolest asian in the universe

Friday, March 11, 2005

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 16:19:43 GMT

This xanga is dead.

My newer Xanga can be found at...

http://www.xanga.com/flashmx

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:41:18 GMT

100% New!

You can’t get this stuff in stores, order today!

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Updates/Info:
The banner is new. Now there are three different songs to listen to. Song 1 and 2 are cool, but if you don't like them, you probably don't like any music, so I just made song #3 perfect for you.

The current color scheme of this xanga is blue.

New updating method: As I continue to think of new tidbits of stuff, I will just create new entries for each of them. This (1) Shortens page length, speeding up your browsers, (2) makes time for more frequent updates, and (3) This is my Xanga, you can’t tell me what I can and cannot do.

Efficiency Rating: 2/10

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Well, the crazy lately has been Numa Numa. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard it, because that would be total BS.

It’s basically the same thing over and over, with tons of spin-offs by untalented flash artists.

Well, it all began with one fat guy abusing his webcam... He danced around to a popular foreign song... 'numa numa' (if you haven't already figured that out by now, go kill yourself).

It began very simple, just a short movie with terrible lip-synching...

But after short periods of time, more and more people thought this type of stupid humor was indeed really funny... Kind of like All Your Base... minus the base.. and most of the all and your... with two numa's.

So, one guy decided to attempt to be funny and try to get his picture spread around the world... Didn't make it past the newgrounds portal. Pathetic failure if you ask me.

Ten days later, a ten year old asian kid attempts the same thing. Two words. Miserable failure. And no, this time I'm not talking about George W. Bush. I'm talking about the stupid asian kid.

Another few days go by, web forums are spammed by 'OMG LOOLOOLOLOLOL CHECK OUT T3H NUMA NUMAZ0R D00D OR ELS I'LL KILL ALL UR BAS!!!'...

And then, a few stupid minds start making cartoon versions of this (all images I use in this are indeed part of some sort of Numa Numa flash).

Numa Numa takes the world by storm, after the first month, it becomes the Tenth most searched string of words on Google.com. Numa Numa is unstoppable. I try to ban every single Newb I see that posts a link to it, but the answers never lie. Google has been destroyed.

I thought that was the end of Numa Numa, until I recently rolled across an interesting link. It took me to a... school of sorts. No, not your ordinary school. A school where people who worship this guy try and pathetically fail in his footsteps.

(if you can't tell, thats the guy in the projection)

So Numa Numa has taken over Newgrounds and the world. Somebody stop it!!!

Yeah, why don't you just take this Numa Numa crap and shove it up your ass.

I've heard many questions about... "who started this entire jig?"

I simply did a web search, and...

Name: Gary Brolsma

Just how big is this fad according to your awesome MasterMind?

Bigger than Star Wars Kid.

There you have it. [End Transmission]

Pi Day is coming up soon.... REVIVAL!!!

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This entry last edited by lxmastermindxl at 12:00 AM on 3/8/05.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 01:27:42 GMT

Updates coming soon. Quit yer flappin.

Due to this being so extremely difficult, I have given up on trying to get a free iPod.

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News on my shitty life:
Well, the computer is fixed, but don't expect updates every day. These entries take FOREVER to write and to come up with random information for each and every one. I plan to make a little less than one entry per week. That way, I don't get exhausted of ideas and use up all of my funny lines, when all of you are still visiting hoping that I have updated. It's kinda like Maddox, minus the pirate joke every four lines. What's that? Pirate burn? I rock.

Yes, If you haven't realized already, I have the best Xanga in the universe. I mean, it's not like I try... These other people just have very lame Xangas. All of the Xangas better than mine on the toplist site are either providing music, layouts, buttons, or other services for you to leech from. Traffic whores, as I call them.
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Recent Updates:
I decided to work on the flash banner a little, so the really gay Zelda song is gone, but now an even better Zelda song is being used. I also added IP Detection to the banner, so I know exactly who comes to my Xanga. If you want to know if it really works, leave a simple comment, and I'll edit this entry with your IP. Neato, eh? Besides the nifty flash banner, nothing else has been going on.
I'm still looking for a flash host that can host things around 5 MB so I can actually add good music to my Xanga. If you know of one, let me know.
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Stupid People-
It's really funny how some people like to take pictures of themselves to put on their Xanga. About 4 months ago, the 'fad' used to be (mainly girls, of course) people taking pictures of themselves in the mirror. But nowadays, its just people (mainly girls, again) holding the camera out at arms length and taking a picture. Not only do these pictures come out fuzzy, but they suck. Just get your parents to take five seconds out of their life to take a fucking picture for you.
Stop trying to look cute by taking your own picture and making it look like you don't really care- we know that you probably took 40 before you picked one that you liked. Besides, you're not cute at all.
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Something to do?
A new game has been sweeping through the US, putting everyone into a Maple craze. It's called Maple Story, and its basically a side-scrolling RPG... You create a character, and you go off fighting monsters very repetitively until you reach level 8 or 10, when you can become a mage, a warrior, a thief, or an archer. It gets very boring when it comes to gameplay, but its a change from everyone's Diablo and World of Warcraft. I currently have a level 10 and 16 warrior and a level 15 mage.
Price: Absolutely nothing
Location: www.mapleglobal.com
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Hilarious Websites:
Insult-o-matic - Just a bunch of funny things for you to do. Try their communism-izer, where you can turn ANY page into what it would look like if it were run by communists! Try putting my Xanga URL in there--- better yet, type in neopets.com in the box!
I-love-egg - Click on 'egg song' on the top right. It takes a while to load, and its not worth the wait.
Matrix Ping-Pong - You have to see this, even though I'm pretty sure many of you have.
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Stupid Stuff:
The Llama Song - Just watch it... I watched it twice, and it's still going in the background. This song is hilarious.
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Movies:
All of the horror movies lately really suck. White Noise, Gothika, The Ring, The Grudge... all of them were terrible movies. My question to the directors is this: What the hell were you smoking when you thought of those movies? Of course some of those may actually be interesting things to base a horror movie about (like white noise), but you don't just put an hour and a half of some man running around paranoid, with a few scenes where things are supposed to jump out, but noone gives a shit because the only kind of person that could probably scare is a four-year old mentally retarded child. I would rather regurgitate my stomach than sit through one of those movies. Wait- Nevermind. I already sat through all of those movies, complaining about how much they suck.
Music-
Well, it's interesting to know that at least one entertainment industry other than video games is doing well. Enough said.
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This entry last edited by lxmastermindxl at 7:46 PM on 1/24/2005.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 01:00:34 GMT

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News on my shitty life:
My computer is still down, which means that I can't get anything accomplished. Everything nowadays requires a pentium four processer... 'Designed for Microsoft Windows 95' it says. Just to take up more memory, I installed windows 2000 server professional.

Aside from that, New Years was very interesting, and the very thick fog that came in around 12:30 was very nice, since we got bored and started fusing several fireworks together and blowing up various things. Our final firework was around 1:47 (according to my watch that can't tell time), and we stuck two bottle rockets together and tied four one-time-use roman candles to them... pointing downwards. We fused it all so it only had one fuse, and then we shot it upwards. Too bad we're not rocket scientists, because it flew right over a car driving down some road and the roman candles started shooting down at it. The car just stopped, and we ran like hell... to my house... where I pwned them all at Halo 2.
We also had one slightly bigger explosion around 9:00, where we just took a very large amount of gunpowder and that stuff that makes explosions colorful and stuffed it all into a light bulb, used play-doh to seal the light bulb, and then exploded it. The shards were very pointy, and I found one stuck to a tree later (I was looking for a squirrel to shoot roman candles at).

***NEWER***
I found an auction for E3 Tickets on Ebay for $20. I'm sniping this.
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Working on getting a new computer. My maximum budget is $581.69... That will get me a computer with $53.89 tax, which makes it cost $634.00... my budget. Give me money.
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Recent Updates:
If you haven't yet noticed, there is a small line of italicized text that says when this entry was last updated. When you click on the link in there, it will take you to a funny website... I think.
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Voting:
Forget voting. It's become pointless since people only bother going to the top 3 sites... so even if I got 7 votes a day, i would still be at like... number 10, thus no hits for me.
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Gmail:
Okay, so I overcounted my G-mail invites in the last entry. I don't have 200, but I do have a very large amount to give out, and if I run out, I can simply create more. zelda.com@gmail.com
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Moments of Enlightenment:
I recently learned what MILF stands for. If you do not yet know, go watch a little bit of VH1, and you'll find out- the crap I learned it on has already aired TWICE today (same show-nothing has changed).
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Stupid Websites:
Dislikes - Someone ranting about things they dislike. Nothing too new or interesting. There is nothing else on that website, so don't bother editing the URL to try to get to dirty pictures.
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Quality you can trust:
The Blindfolded Pianist - Yes, this is the guy you saw on ebaum's about a year ago playing super mario. He has won several awards not only in video game music, but in his actual piano career. On his website are four movies of him playing various songs. Kudos to this guy.
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Bored?
Well, I'm completely against trusting a person like me, but if you're amazingly bored, read a stupid book or something. Don't have any good books? Every once in a while, I, the great MasterMind, will upload something to humor your stupid minds. Where I obtained these is none of your buisness.
Digital Fortress - by Dan Brown
>>> Read HTML version here <<<
(All of the random numbers in the URL is to prevent people from stealing my little amount of bandwith and stuff.)
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That is all. Updates later.

Last edited by lxmastermindxl at 8:00PM on 1/03/05.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Wed, 29 Dec 2004 21:11:14 GMT

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News on my shitty life:
I took a look at that Toopowerful Xanga Topsite thing, and it turns out that most of the sites are just icons, templates, and other strange things. Well its obvious that it will be those Xangas that recieve all of the votes. Besides, the vote average resets every week, and I guess I'll go back to forcing people to vote for me soon enough... after my computer is fixed. God damn computer. The only way I can do stuff on the compuer now is to use the shit PC that I have hiding upstairs for who knows how long.

The computer is basically a 900-year-old Pentium II computer. Judging by that, you ought to know how bad it is. I can't even run the most basic of programs on this computer, and thats only half the thing. I forgot the Administrator password to this computer, so I'm stuck logging in as a feeble 'user'. I can't install any applications, which is just... shit. But even if I could install programs, a PII Processer couldn't handle anything above space invaders.

Aside from that, I'm 15 now, which means drivers permit for me. Too bad I don't have a clue on where to obtain it, nor do I have a car to drive.

I did recieve approximately $300 in cash recently, a $50 best buy gift card, and several other fun and exciting things... Currently I do not have any plans for where my money is going...
And no, they are not going to fund any trips for any to certain places, IE Korea.
*cough* I think you know where this is going *cough*
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Recent Updates:
Don't plan on changing anything... I don't have flash so that shitty banner music will have to stay... Unless I remove it...

I also realized that most people view web pages on the 'medium' text size, which makes the letters on my xanga TOO BIG. I will change that soon enough. I'll change the font to times I guess...
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How to vote for me:
Click the button at the top, and then click on 'Enter and Vote'. Simple enough, yes?
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G-mail:
I have 200 G-mail invites left. They will be given on a first-come-first-serve basis. 6 per email account = mucho G-mail. I've been duplicating accounts lately.
Email the following to recieve G-mail invites:
zelda.com@gmail.com . You will recieve the invites when I can log onto the Gmail server. This crap computer can't do anything.
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Stupid Websites:
Heres MORE THAN ONE stupid website... since they provide no humor whatsoever, but its amazing what people put on the internet these days...
Dot on the horizon... dot com - It's a stupid dot... on a stupid line. I have nothing else to say. They actually paid for a domain to have a stupid DOT on a LINE.
Blank Site - It's completely blank. Nothing too new or interesting...
Money saving ideas - Stupid... not humorous at all. Skip this website if you are running on a tight schedule... Actually, skip them all.
Stealth Boat Pictures - Damn... thats a nice boat.
Purple - It's purple... completely purple... Edit: Through my browsing that website, I found that it is run by a gay man. Just some FYI.
Ball on String - Just click on the ball attached to the string attached to your mouse, and you will make it change colors. I got it to turn purple, and then I quit...
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Sometimes Asked Questions (SAQ).
This is where I answer questions that have been asked...sometimes. These are replies to questions sent to me via email, IM, or any other way people choose to contact me... If you want to ask a question, or simply insult my intelligence, aust email them all to cowlord@gmail.com or xMasterMindx@hotmail.com (if you want me to be able to read them on this shit computer). They are usually being asked by some crackpot nerds who want to learn some information so they can stalk me. Stalk away!

*Question: Are you a nerd?
*Answer: No.
Example of a nerd:

Last time I checked, I didn't play stupid games that require you to paint (with detail) millions of little 1 1/2" figurines or dress up as my favorite wizards and warlocks to go to the newest EverQuest convention.
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Q: Why do you have so many aliases? Sometimes, you refer to yourself as a diety, sometimes a god, sometimes a cow lord, a dark lord, and then the MasterMind... What gives?

A: Aliases = sexy. If anyone knows girls (and I do), they know that girls go wild for a man with tons of aliases. Trust me.

Followup Q: But cow lord?

Followup A: Ehh... If you do google image search for 'Dark Lord', you get this picture:

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Q: Where do you host your images?
A: And by that, do you mean you are too much of an internet newbie to right click an image and select "Properties"? Well, I use Image Ranch, which is a free hosting service that lets you anonymously upload your pictures, but you can't ever find the URL again if you lose it.
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Thats all, folks. Since my computer messed up, the graphics you see of nerds have not yet been branded with my logo of death.

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Update/Edit:
Tomorrow is new year's eve, and I have prepared a whole bunch of fireworks I plan to shoot at people with a few friends. If we get lucky, we might find a stray dog... And then our artillery shells attached to bottle rockets will meet the dog's ass. It sure is fun gluing things and buying lots of extra fuse string to rig up a really nice firework. I made a really really long black cat... those are always fun. I'll be sure to put pictures of anything we blow up... once my computer gets fixed.
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I just saw something very funny. I'll post it at a later date.

Last edited by lxmastermindxl at 6:34 PM on 12/30/2004.

Friday, December 17, 2004

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 00:10:59 GMT

Pi to the 10,001th digit.

Thanks to rain for Ninja Kitty

#30... I hate you all.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:47:14 GMT

See, I'm getting an average of four votes per day. Mabye I can get it to 5 or so, which would get me rank #14...

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Updates:
Nothing really new. My Internet Explorer keeps fucking up, so this is the third time I am typing all of this stuff. I should just give up and chuck my keyboard out of the window, but I really have nothing better to do. This Xanga is going up in rank, and that's definitely (that looks misspelled, doesn't it? Well it's not.) a good thing. Everyone should vote for me once a day. I'll even remind you to (if you're on my buddy list, of course).
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Stupid People:
Jocks. Jocks are so stupid. I know all of you probably already know this information, but some of the Jocks I know are so fucking stupid, I don't even know how they manage to breathe. Jocks usually only get good grades because they sleep with the teachers, but the rest of them just got lucky on a few of the tests. The real humorous part is their insults. They think the word 'Gay' gets them to Mars. You comment about something, and if if it gives their walnut-sized brains that cannot possibly possess an IQ greater than 40 a negative connotation, then they will just call you gay. A good solution to this is to make a very rude comment about them and humiliate them, and say it loud enough so that the entire class (and possibly the teacher) can hear. Do not attempt this if your teacher doesn't tolerate that kind of stuff. They will be humiliated forever. Then they will come back the next day and call you gay again.
Stupid Rating: 10/10
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Stupid Website:
Group Hug - This website is basically where people confess their deepest, darkest secrets (anonymously, of course), and allow the entire world to read of it. Sounds like a good idea, right? No. It would be a pretty interesting idea if 89% of the entries weren't made up by nerds who have nothing better to do in their free time. The following is an example of the bullshit nerds can make up on that website, and still have it pass through the 'screening process' to check if it is indeed a real confession or not.

--DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY INSULTED--
Actually, you shouldn't even be on my Xanga if you are easily insulted. Fuck off, you pretentious whores.

I went to a party about 3 years ago. I was 17.
I had a boyfriend at the time - I fell in love with him instantly, my first love. We'd be dating for a few months.
He went on vacation and beforehand I said something stupid about getting drunk and kissing other guys - i was only kidding.
While he was on vacation I got more drunk than I ever had before.
I kissed another guy after I ate some of his pineapples. Now I have a severe taste adversion to pineapples. Even just the smell makes me gag. Later that guy pushed me away.
And instead, a kid I didn't like and made fun of a psuedo-friend for dating, came on to me. I was very inhibriated.

More like rediculously wasted. This gets blurry - but I remember being on the couch, everyone had left the living room.
I kissed him on my own psuedo-accord. I remember that.
He unzipped my pants...I put my hand down to stop him - then, out of conciousness...
I remember him trying to put his penis inside me and me putting my hand there to try to protect myself.

I was still a virgin. He didn't know.

I remember then, though barely, seeing his pale ass moving.
I tried to do what I could to protect myself and remember seeing people at the entrance to the living room - watching, and giggling.
I was completely paralized, and as embarassed as a barely concious person could be.
No one helped me!!!

The sad part is - I'm not even sure if I was raped.
All I know is that I was trying to keep my virginity from this person who was trying to unknowingly steal it.

Furthermore, the girl that took me there was a co-worker. She told me that they saw his pale ass humping me - I just had to play it off like it was nothing - they didn't know it was non-consentual.

My boyfriend (of the time) came home 2 days later. He could tell something was different from my kiss. I had to tell. He wanted the guy's name so he could kick his ass.

I protected the bastard cause I just wanted it all to go away. I didn't want anyone to know. I was ashamed and embarrassed.

I don't know if I still am. And I'm not sure if I was really a virgin when I wanted to have sex for the first time 2 months later (I broke my hymen years before).

That's my story. I don't like it. My family doesn't know and I'm not sure I was raped, so I don't know who'd I'd talk to about it.

And there you have it. How could some shit like this be real, and if it was, how would someone happen to 'stumble' upon the website to confess it. There are about 2000000000 other rape stories on that website. Go check it out. It will give you a good laugh for a few minutes, and when you're done, you can go make up your own rape story and submit it.
Stupid Rating: 10/10
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Well, that concludes this entry. After you leave stupid comments about the things I featured today, scroll up and click on the button that says 'Xanga Topsite', and vote for me. Actually, since I know none of you will even take the effort to scroll up, here is a link to the same page.

VOTE FOR MY XANGA!!!

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 20:48:13 GMT

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Promotions:
I've been promoting my Xanga like a total bunghole lately, and it's gotten very stupid. If you think the stuff on my Xanga is even remotely funny, then go and vote for it (use the button at the top). If I can get enough votes, I think it would be a pretty reasonable excuse to add many more entries, and other fun stuff. If you can, vote a billion (or three, whichever suites you) times a day. This will help navigate traffic to ME. The great MasterMind.

Note: I will not be adding the same amount, nor the same type of entries for each post. I will occasionally reintroduce an older type of entry, and once in a while I will add a new one. That is all.
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Extra News:
I just finished registering my Xanga onto a .tk domain. Sure, it may lag it up a bit, but it will direct shitloads of traffic my direction.
In case you are wondering, my Xanga is now being directed to from http://www.pwnzorz.tk
Kick ass!
Ass-kick rating- 7/10
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Stupid People
I was sitting on the bus as I always am at 2:40 every day, and when we decide to pull out of our fucked up school, some girls come running up to the bus as fast as they can. They start banging on the door, but the bus driver just keeps moving. Can you say PWNED?
Funny Rating- 4/10
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Stupid Website
Monkeymofo.com - this website was especially created just to direct traffic to Maddox's website. Done a pretty good job, too!
Stupid Rating- 8/10
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Jimmy Comic- First Edition
I spent the past week of study halls working on a comic that basically features Jimmy Li being stupid. Its pretty stupid, since all it is is Jimmy running into inanimate objects.
Kudos to Susan for scanning the comic (and tracing it in Pen, adding a few other things)
Blams to Shelley for adding the world's stupidest comment at the very end, which I had to go back and delete.
Funny Rating- 4/10

Click above- don't worry- it opens in a new window.
I'm starting to dislike the host for this image... Direct linking doesnt work, but the only way to get your images to show up is to go to the actual website and such.
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Edit: (Of course there will usually be an edit, since I'm always bumping my Xanga to the top of the blogring list)
The background and flash now show up.
Hah. My Xanga is ranked #55. What a shitty Xanga this is...
Edit Rev 2: I just noticed that the THS blogring has way more people than the CRHS blogring (three times as much, actually). Its kinda sad that all of the THS people are stupid computer nerds.
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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 01:44:43 GMT

News- December 7

I have decided to add a few things to the way my Xanga works. It will insult more people, and by that, also offend more people. All shall worship me.

First of all, I will be adding a section on each entry that is titled "Web Pages that Suck", where I will be posting a new website every entry that really sucks. And believe me, I can find some pretty crappy websites out there.

Article two: Pictures will be included to help you morons think. Yes, I will be adding pictures. More pictures than I have before. No, they will not be random pictures. I will not post a goldfish for something about how horny I am right now (STFU, Noob).

Thirdly, I will attempt to refrain from using any slang, 1337 Speak, or any other strange and unusual ways of saying things. These things tend to 'stupify' a website, and I feel that this Xanga is way stupified without them. Also, even though I know that I will never, and never had typed in stickys (which is basically HeLlO, I aM a FeGhOlE!!!11111!!!1one!1!), I will continue to make fun of people that do. I will not bold random words in sentences just to try to make my Xanga look pretty, and I will never type in 'shouting' LIKE THIS. THIS REALLY DOES NOTHING but make it look like you typed a whole shit load of words.

I will occasionally change everything from the banner at the top to the background, the music, whatever. I do know that everything is currently broken as of today, but it will improve over time. My host is currently having PMS problems.

That is basically all of the random crap I wanted to let everyone know.

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Special Stupid Acts of Nonviolent Stuff:
Nerds suck. I'm currently working on building a shit computer that can barely run counter-strike. Once I finish building it, I will go to one of those gaming expo's with this shit computer, and before they see me take it out of a very sexy bag, I'm going to shit talk all of them, so they would really want to kick my ass. Then, once the tournament starts, I will be playing some completely wrong version of the game (who knows if I will even do that, I might go there and start playing Gunbound at a Half Life 2 expo). Heh.
Funny rating: 6/10
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Commercials:
I thinkthe Citi commercial is pretty funny. And by funny, I mean so completely random that it gets a lame chuckle out of me. The commercial is basically two people on bikes, and another moron holding his arms in front of him running as if he were riding a bike. He eventually falls down a cliff. Such morons.
Funny rating: 4/10
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Susan's parents didn't go to pick her up on time after rehearsals, so she asked me for a ride. I gladly accepted, but when I realized that she meant a ride home, I ran away.
Funny rating- 1/10
Sexy rating- 7/10
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Stupid Website of the Entry:
asdf- the official website
Stupid rating- 8/10
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